lame
stop go
fleurdulys:

Bathers on the Beach - Giorgio de Chirico 
1934

fleurdulys:

Bathers on the Beach - Giorgio de Chirico

1934


adiamondtothesun:

sweet-bitsy:

dendropsyche:

weloveshortvideos:

French Bulldog puppy argues bedtime

no way. no way. absolutely not. no.

WHAT A PUP

he makes weird noises and my life have changed

BABY BABY


sweet precious lil babe


collegehumor:

It’s not Polyjuice Potion, but this transformation is still magical. 

collegehumor:

It’s not Polyjuice Potion, but this transformation is still magical. 


I’m away from here and I am dreaming I am a different person than I like to believe I am. I am a starving leech he’s running away 
I think he is taking away my supply. 
I’m sticky on his back like glue suction cupped and this is nothing new
I am growing bigger bigger my weight getting fatter weighing him down with my belly full of blood 
& I eat my own.
he says love it’s okay love it’s okay love just don’t be so cold with me.
But baby I can’t help it I’m an ice figurine.

He tells me to keep trying and I do I do
I sought out this counselor just for you

so I would stop being so evil taking advantage of you 
this is nothing new
this is nothing new
three years 
this is nothing new.


but no one really gives a fuck at all don’t blame them i make myself fall


acronychalobsoletion:

I dunno why making gifs is so fun but this one is your mom when you get home from getting stoned with your friends when you’re 12 and her eyes widen and she says “why are your eyes so red benjamin” and you say “they’re not mom >_>” and she violently thrusts her head in your face and you want to scream, cry and piss yourself at the same time but more than all of those things you want a doughnut
gosh i miss those days

i love you harmoflea jesus christ you make me piss me ponts

acronychalobsoletion:

I dunno why making gifs is so fun but this one is your mom when you get home from getting stoned with your friends when you’re 12 and her eyes widen and she says “why are your eyes so red benjamin” and you say “they’re not mom >_>” and she violently thrusts her head in your face and you want to scream, cry and piss yourself at the same time but more than all of those things you want a doughnut

gosh i miss those days

i love you harmoflea jesus christ you make me piss me ponts


oh god no don’t make me puke now it’s been so long it’s been so good i don’t want to get soy ice cream & tofu stuff in my wisdom teeth hole things oh no pwease no just please


acronychalobsoletion:

jackalonthemoon:

Bipolar Owl

HAHHHAHAHAHHAH I’M CRYING

Lol accurate


i’m just a little cunt


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